Columns
July 19th, 2007For two years, I wrote a weekly column for Quick, a weekday tabloid published by The Dallas Morning News. Here are links to the ones I can track down.
4/04/07
Welcome to the Kingdom of Cleavage
3/28/07
Heroes in a half-shell!
3/21/07
Plants are like green babies
3/14/07
The Internets save lives
3/07/07
Hobbit feet
2/28/07
Basically I am the only good driver
2/21/07
Cooking is easy
2/14/07
These days I love cheerleaders
2/07/07
Why am I so fat?
1/31/07
Non-cat column
1/24/07
It’s cold
1/17/07
1/10/2007
I am always late
1/3/07
Gamer chicks are hot
12/20
Ask Jessica
12/06
JAM
11/29
Pumpkin pie
11/01
Gremlins is not scary
11/15
Dentist
11/10
Ikea!
10/25
Those durn possums
10/11
A beautiful wedding
9/27
Cap and gown time
7/26
Don’t ask.
7/19
How does Dante get such hot women?
7/12
I love him because he loves monkeys
7/5
Boys are silly and can’t drive
6/28
He’ll rue the day
6/26
Hot sports opinions
6/21
I can’t cook
6/14
Golf is more surreal than I thought
5/24
Steve Nash, why have you forsaken me?
5/17
I go through a lot of computers
5/10
Flowers hard
5/3
Don’t drive so fast, or I’ll punch you
4/26
Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me
4/19
Highway hypnosis
4/12
Lies, lies, lies
4/5
The neighborhood association will be calling
3/29
Be sure to tip your waitress
3/22
Got reams of hate mail from vegetarians for this one
3/15
I am a fixture of Star magazine
3/8
Get out of my way, rich people
3/1
Roll bounce
2/22
Rock out with your vodka out
2/15
Candy egg yolks!
2/08
Guard your trash or I will steal it
2/01
Simon is … MY SECRET
1/25
I yank him around by his toenails
1/11
My memoirs will BURN YOUR RETINAS
12/28
Eff off. I’m watching TV
12/21
Buy me a pony.
12/14
Merry, lonely Christmas!
12/7
Let’s all party at the tow yard
11/30
A short trip to the gutter
11/23
I’m thankful that I’m not dead
11/16
Yay I’m rich!
11/09
My cats are very, er, carefree
11/02
Jan Brady and I go way back
10/26
I want his bourbon
10/19
Everybody clap for the Real World
10/12
Go local sports team!
10/05
I deserve stuff
9/28
You never forget your first
9/14
Furniture shopping is rough on us
9/7
Cats everywhere
8/31
My hair makes me want to dye
8/24
Broken air conditioner blues
8/17
Come to my party
8/10
My boyfriend’s unfortunate hair
7/27
Old and in the way
7/20
Too much butterbeer
7/13
Sofa king great